Oh man, did he have to use MY bandsaw for this??

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Jim Ball
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Re: Oh man, did he have to use MY bandsaw for this??

Post by Jim Ball » Sun Jan 04, 2015 8:49 pm

Ray Ussery wrote:I can send you a skunk in the spring if you'd like...dead or alive...your choice...(Maybe the Post office won't especially like it...but they got the best rates) I'm sure I'd get a call from a Job Stuart before the sun goes down if I send it UPS...
I could send it FED-EX..but getting it in that little door on those boxes they have set up for the folks around here might be a little tough...
but if I can get a fresh road kill, and I can con O'l George into watchin' for cars...I'll bet I can get a good'en and over-night it and none of 'em will know the difference....
I'll figger it out...I mean...what are friends for anyway??

Later Buddy!
Ray
You are a braver man than I to peel a dead skunk off the road! :O Braver is a good word. Let's go with that....

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Re: Oh man, did he have to use MY bandsaw for this??

Post by Dave Bagwill » Sun Jan 04, 2015 9:49 pm

"Braver" is a gooder word than some! :-)
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Re: Oh man, did he have to use MY bandsaw for this??

Post by Ray Ussery » Thu Jan 22, 2015 8:43 pm

Sorry, I been out in "Hospital Land" doing tests...

Nawww, not Braver... not really, O'l George, He's pretty good at looking fer cars....theys the most dangerous part...
Y'all jus get on the "Up wind" side...yup...learned that'un the hard way...Maw wouldn't let me in the house fer weeks....sleepin in the barn ain't no good ....anyway, back to the way I do'er...ya get up wind like I was a sayin' then ya spray thet skunk with sumptin called Ferbreeze....smells so good....then ya jus take a square point shovel and scoopper up...putter in thet box....spray the rest of that ferbreeze can on it...seal it up and mail it...I mean least thets what I did ...
Thet real nice Lady over ther at the post office said yuh autter be a getting it bout now so I'd hang around so's you don't miss it ifin it were me!

Oh yea...ya know, I ain't too sure bout that "Stalpin' " stuff....I think I'd get me some of thet easy to take apart glue fer puttin' it on yer forhead......cause in a little while he's gonnin' ta start a smellin' sumptin' awful and you gonna want ta get shed of it I'm I thinkin"! OR you gonna haveta sleep in thet barn too!
It's the way with them wimmin' yeh jus can't do what ya want to any more! :)

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